These are the voyages of the starship Celebi, Ensign Growlithe reporting, this is my personal blog from which I will share my experiences aboard the majestic NCC-251, led by Captain Blaziken. Along with amusing posts I find, I will be updating you on my adventures with my fellow pokemon crewmates. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll be sure to respond!
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.
This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.
make this viral
Can we talk about Bowser and his dad glasses for a minute ⊟
Because this Kyary Pamyu Pamyu commercial for the New 3DS, and that shot in which all the Nintendo characters transform into the most fabulous versions of themselves, is the best. And there’s also Samus looking around like, “What is this. Why is this happening to me.” I tried to make a million GIFs of this Japanese commercial and publish those instead, but Tumblr refused to upload them. I hit Post, and the site said, “I can’t.”SUPPORT TINY CARTRIDGE Join Club Tiny!