These are the voyages of the starship Celebi, Ensign Growlithe reporting, this is my personal blog from which I will share my experiences aboard the majestic NCC-251, led by Captain Blaziken. Along with amusing posts I find, I will be updating you on my adventures with my fellow pokemon crewmates. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll be sure to respond!

petercoffin:

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

We do definitely call them that.

(Source: teflonly)

(Source: topherchris)

Reblog if you believe school can cause stress.

redxgreenftw:

My dad doesn’t think so, and I’m having a hard time explaining to him why school is stressful, so once this reaches a decent amount of notes I’ll show him how many people agree with me.

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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(Source: tbotofficial)

yama-z-aki:

tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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it’s even funnier now than it was 10 years ago because Mamoru Miyano voices Rin Matsuoka

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

(Source: alanlozano)