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Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
I love this so much.
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
*whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner
1000 foot tall walls. yeeeeeeeeeah, sounds like every dystopian story ever.
And it’s happening in the heart of America
no, they’re saying it might work. as far as i know, no one is building 1000 ft walls.
If it will keep the tornadoes out, I would gladly hide behind walls
I was waiting for the AoT fandom to get ahold of this…
man i hate that attack on titan has the fandom monopoly on walls like
where my got homies at
well we all know jaegers work better
the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.
Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain
Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.
Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…
Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.
Bow to me, I am the White Establishment!
Bow to me, I am the Whiny… Little…… oh : (
Egads! It’s The Shadow Of Hopelessness
wuffinarts IS THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN AND I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BITCH
I am The Horrifying Buzzkill and paragonequinox is the Neverending Whiny Little Bitch
excuse me america, it is i, the decision to give up
BEHOLD! THE WHITE BITCH