These are the voyages of the starship Celebi, Ensign Growlithe reporting, this is my personal blog from which I will share my experiences aboard the majestic NCC-251, led by Captain Blaziken. Along with amusing posts I find, I will be updating you on my adventures with my fellow pokemon crewmates. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll be sure to respond!

otherbully1:

fckyeahsheamus:

Wtf lmao aw he cares about kids

well it’s one thing to be a criminal, it’s another to be actual fucking scum. 

otherbully1:

fckyeahsheamus:

Wtf lmao aw he cares about kids

well it’s one thing to be a criminal, it’s another to be actual fucking scum. 

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

postrectum:

postrectum:

story time peasants, once two of my friends made a completely accurate replica of my blog and named it beyondbutt


listen here you litlle ass nipple

postrectum:

postrectum:

story time peasants, once two of my friends made a completely accurate replica of my blog and named it beyondbutt

listen here you litlle ass nipple

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic…

(Source: pleatedjeans)

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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(Source: unfocusedmind)

syzigical:

Dimitri you cruel person.

(Source: )