These are the voyages of the starship Celebi, Ensign Growlithe reporting, this is my personal blog from which I will share my experiences aboard the majestic NCC-251, led by Captain Blaziken. Along with amusing posts I find, I will be updating you on my adventures with my fellow pokemon crewmates. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll be sure to respond!

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

(Source: ofthenoot)

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

(Source: skypevevo)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(Source: central)

8bitatoms:

trickysp8:

xxihatethislovesong:

captoring:

stickiebun13:

flecksofpoppy:

cameoamalthea:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

hsandother:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

hsandother:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

*whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner

1000 foot tall walls. yeeeeeeeeeah, sounds like every dystopian story ever.

And it’s happening in the heart of America

no, they’re saying it might work. as far as i know, no one is building 1000 ft walls.

Yet

If it will keep the tornadoes out, I would gladly hide behind walls 

RRUH-ROH.

I was waiting for the AoT fandom to get ahold of this…

man i hate that attack on titan has the fandom monopoly on walls like 

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where my got homies at

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well we all know jaegers work better

dracostreex1:

dantelupine:

wkdart:

kokoro-doll:

pltnmghost:

crusadingstarduster:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…
Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the White Establishment!
… Fuck

Bow to me, I am the Whiny… Little…… oh : (

Egads! It’s The Shadow Of Hopelessness

wuffinarts IS THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN AND I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BITCH

I am The Horrifying Buzzkill and paragonequinox is the Neverending Whiny Little Bitch

excuse me america, it is i, the decision to give up

BEHOLD! THE WHITE BITCH

dracostreex1:

dantelupine:

wkdart:

kokoro-doll:

pltnmghost:

crusadingstarduster:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!

Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…

Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the White Establishment!

… Fuck

Bow to me, I am the Whiny… Little…… oh : (

Egads! It’s The Shadow Of Hopelessness

wuffinarts IS THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN AND I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BITCH

I am The Horrifying Buzzkill and paragonequinox is the Neverending Whiny Little Bitch

excuse me america, it is i, the decision to give up

BEHOLD! THE WHITE BITCH

(Source: harryfloorcorn)