These are the voyages of the starship Celebi, Ensign Growlithe reporting, this is my personal blog from which I will share my experiences aboard the majestic NCC-251, led by Captain Blaziken. Along with amusing posts I find, I will be updating you on my adventures with my fellow pokemon crewmates. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll be sure to respond!
i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours
two and a half years
1. State your name: Mike
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: If i was a girl I would’ve been named Michelle
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My father’s sister-in-law (my aunt), her two children (around my age), and most of my moms side of the family.
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? BOTH
8. Do people praise you for your looks? More recently, yeah
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Blues and blacks, I want to wear more purple but I never buy anything purple @.@
10. How do you wear your makeup? None
11. What are some of your nicknames? My friends back home call me “Newb”, basically I came to school there in eighth grade and I was the new kid, so that was my nick name, and it just stuck
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? 4 if you count the guest bedroom
13. How many bathrooms? 2.5
14. Do you have a job? Pushing Carts, Cashier, and Running the D&D club at the Middle School near my college.
15. Do you have a car? 2002 Chevrolet Impala
16. Do you work out every week? No but I do a lot of walking
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Yes
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Yes
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? ... Yes
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Swim Trunks
21. Do you like your eyes? Kinda
22. Do you think you are pretty? after years, YEARS of people telling me I’m ugly, now that people have told me I’m attractive NOW. I don’t care if it makes me shallow I think I’m a very “pretty” person all considering.
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My roommate Matt
24. How much money is in your bank account? about $1800
26. Do you want kids? Maybe, probably adopting one.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I use my laptop bag for my “backpack” now since I only carry one sketch book and a few notebooks at a time, rarely I actually bring textbooks to class with me.
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? Chris Pratt *drools* (both prior to GOTG and now)
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: The LEGO Movie
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? I was but we broke up in January…
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? yeah, but we worked past it.
32. Have you ever cheated? Yeah…
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Draw, play video games, make video games, learn about random shit, oh and Tumblr… lots of tumblr.
35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who you reblogged this from? Yes. I already am friends with them prior to reblogging this!
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
I was gonna reblog it anyway because of the gif set but then I read the post and broke my hand over the reblog button.